English subtitles for clip: File:This is our new host! - Drugslab.webm

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Welcome back to our familiar Drugslab.
-Where we openly discuss drugs.

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We believe that the taboo on drugs
causes unnecessary incidents...

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addictions and,
in the worst case, fatalities.

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We make these videos in the hope
that it'll open discussions worldwide.

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We've been doing this for a while.
How long?

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Almost two years?
-Close. A year and a half.

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This proves that drugs change
your perception of time.

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Now it's time for what you've all been
waiting for: the new host of Drugslab.

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We didn't want a replacement for Rens,
but someone totally different.

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A nice, spontaneous, and sweet person
who can become our friend.

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It was important for that person
to have a different personality than us.

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So that everyone
can identify themselves with one of us.

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It took a long time. Our apologies.
-It was fucking hard.

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There were a lot of great candidates,
but I believe we made the right choice.

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Definitely. We won't keep you
in suspense any longer.

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Three, two, one.

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My name is Dzifa.
I'm the new host of Drugslab.

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I'm really looking forward to breaking
the worldwide taboo on drugs with you.

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So are we.
-So let's go.

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We're happy to have you.
-Take a seat.

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Tell something about yourself.
Everyone is curious.

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Let's not beat around the bush.

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I'm Dzifa, 23 years old.
I'm a Pisces. I was born on 3 March.

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I really love fish as well.
I have a tropical fish tank.

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Cool.
-I love to eat, cook and sing.

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You should do that here in the lab.
-Sure. I'm looking forward to it.

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When I use drugs I become creative,
so I'll bring my guitar along.

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Sounds good.
-Yes, man. Great.

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We've also been very busy
thinking about the future of Drugslab.

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We have a lot of great ideas.

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The way you experience a drug
depends on three factors.

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Of course, it depends on
which drug you're using.

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Your mind-set at the time.
How you feel and who you are.

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And the setting. So where you are,
with whom and what the location is like.

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That's why you can now
not only choose the drug we use...

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but you can also choose the location
in the comments.

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Really cool.
-Be as creative as you like.

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I don't know. Somewhere in an attic,
a club or a paradise.

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In your grandmother's barn,
if it's really cool.

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But because shooting on location
is much more labour-intensive...

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you'll only get to see us
going out of our minds twice a month.

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To make up for that we'll be releasing
a brand new series called: Trip Phone.

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Where we'll talk to you on the phone
about all your experiences with drugs.

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If you've had any such experiences
send a WhatsApp to the Trip Phone.

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This is the number.
Maybe you'll get to talk to one of us.

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Not maybe, definitely.
-Definitely.

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You can also use FaceTime,
so we can see your mug.

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We're far from done with Drugslab.

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As from next week,
you can watch new videos.

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Goodbye.