English subtitles for clip: File:Christmas special with MDMA - Drugslab.webm

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Merry Christmas.

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You have to kiss each other,
just to get it over with.

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Hi, I'm Bastiaan.
-I'm Nellie.

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And I'm Dzifa.
-Welcome to our Drugslab.

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It's all three of us today.

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On this Christmas special,
we're going to look back at 2018.

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We've tested a lot of drugs this year
for you and in the name of science.

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You sent us loads of comments.
-And you had lots of ideas.

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On this episode we're going
to look back based on your comments.

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It's not a regular recap, because...
-Mohsen, James...

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And Roy...
-Wanted us to try drugs together.

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Normally there's two of us,
one user and one trip sitter...

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but this time, we have two users
and I'm the trip sitter.

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We're going to do MDMA.

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After alcohol, nicotine and cannabis, it's
the most used drug in the Netherlands.

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MDMA makes you feel
strongly connected with each other.

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BrainError agrees with this.

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MDMA causes a euphoric feeling,
like being in love.

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On Drugslab
we've never tried MDMA together.

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But Christmas is about your loved ones
and loving one another...

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so there's a first time for everything.

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This is
the Drugslab MDMA Christmas special.

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We have MDMA in powder form,
finely-ground crystals.

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Our MDMA has a purity of 78%.
It's important to always have it tested.

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Despite the Christmas joy,
doing drugs is never without risk.

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There's no safe dose of MDMA,
but there is a guideline.

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That's your weight times 1 to 1.5 mg.
-We're going for a 1.3 multiplier.

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I weigh 56 kg,
so I'm going to take 70 mg of MDMA.

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I weigh 73 kg,
so I'm going to take 95 mg of MDMA.

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This isn't a regular episode of Drugslab,
but if you want to know more...

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watch our other videos
wherein we explain everything about it.

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We have lots of other surprises,
but first, go ahead and partake.

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Merry Christmas.

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I barely tasted it.
-Really?

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I quickly swallowed it like an aspirin.
-Down the hatch.

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Bastiaan didn't do it like you did.
-It's so disgusting.

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I think it's disgusting too.
-I can taste it now though. I need water.

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Enjoy.
-Thank you.

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Isn't this delightful, guys?
-Very cosy.

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It's weird to have two space bunnies
sitting next to me.

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I need to get into it a bit.
-When you're not into it yet...

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it's weird to be here.
-My vision is all over the place.

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Both of you feel very warm.
-I can tell by my hands.

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You can take your jacket off if you want.
Your hands are clammy.

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It looks good on you.
-I'll keep it on.

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I feel like a mum.
-You are a mum.

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A trip mum in a trippy dress.

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We've already received
tonnes of comments.

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Overall the messages are very sweet,
but some are a bit less so.

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We wouldn't be Drugslab
if we didn't look at the negative ones.

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We're going to roast ourselves.
-We have a tree here.

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The red ribbons are for Dzifa,
green for you and gold for me.

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Your comments are written on them.

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You're new so you get to go first.
-This is fun.

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Shall I grab one for you?
-No, I want to choose one myself.

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It's from Demir Han. He says: 'this hoe
is SOOO annoying. Rens come back!'

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He was really out to get you there.

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First of all, I've never had sex
for money, so I'm not a ho.

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Is that tasty?
-I like touching it, but it's not tasty.

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'Nellie has changed,' says Bismuth.
-What do you mean by 'changed'?

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That happens.
-In what way have you changed?

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You have good days and bad days.
It's always a snapshot in time.

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People change. We've been
doing this for two and a half years.

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You get older, wiser and everything.
-The wise owl.

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'Bastiaan seems so stoned
when he's sober, his laugh alone.'

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That's true. Whenever I hear my laugh,
people think it's funny...

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but I find it annoying,
it sounds like I'm giggling.

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I can't do it now like I normally do.
It's annoying, it's... I don't know.

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I like your laugh. When I first met you,
I thought: This is a chill dude.

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We all have a peculiar laugh.
I laugh like this.

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You go like this.
And you do this.

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Do you guys feel all right?
You're licking your lips.

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I feel fine, nice and steady.

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'Dzifa is a really bad trip sitter!'

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I'm trying to do my best,
but I'm new and inexperienced.

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I'm learning from you guys
how to look after someone on drugs.

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I disagree, when I did truffles
on the boat, you really entertained me.

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You were so funny.
I was laughing my ass off.

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I always try to get
on the same level as you guys.

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'Bastiaan is such a lady magnet
this season... I swear!

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First the new girls begs him
to take his shirt off...

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and now Nellie is all over him.
So cutie, get em my dude!'

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Remember the speed episode
where you grabbed me like this?

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I get why people suspect
that something is going on.

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We're just good friends.
We don't even realise it.

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I don't even realise what you do
until people point it out.

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It's also a matter
of trying to set someone at ease.

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You're the only one doing drugs,
so a bit of human contact is nice.

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Otherwise you'll feel lonely.

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It's nice that we can look at each other
knowing that we're both feeling weird.

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That's nice about doing it together.
-Being on the same level.

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I still need to get into it.

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My vision is constantly going like this.
-Same here.

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Your eyes are also droopy.
-Cameron Wood says:

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'Ah yes don't we all love sniffing
ketamine inside a children's play park.'

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I get it.
This comment received 900 likes.

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It's one of the coolest things I've done.
Afterwards, people said to me:

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'Cool. We're also going
to do ketamine in a children's play park.'

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That was not our intention.

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We're trying to discover
how a location affects your body.

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It's always best to do it
in a familiar environment.

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The play park was empty.
-It was so cool.

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If there had been people there,
it wouldn't have been fun.

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There would've been screaming kids.
-And way too many impressions.

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Laine says: 'Bastiaan looks horrible...
like he's lost weight.

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When he was tripping
he really looked like a junkie.'

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Thank you for this compliment.
I can't always look perfect, you know.

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'Followed you guys olmost
from the start...' Almost with an 'O'.

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'Dzifa is a little dry when she talks,
rest of you is a little bit more...

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sunshine and flower
when you guys talk (makes me happy).

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Dzifa is like a quiet day
with little clouds in the sky.'

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And in between brackets:
'A little boring.'

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I really got burned there.

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You're just very chill and that's why
people think that you're boring.

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Shall we eat some chocolates
or a bit of this, this is tasty.

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I'm really not hungry at all.
-I really don't want one.

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Normally, I find the taste very intense,
but now...

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I really can't eat this, it's disgusting.
-I think they're tasty.

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It's sweet that people also commented:

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'OMG who is able to eat
after taking MDMA??'

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A glass of water, but not too much.
-1 or 2 glass of water or soda per hour.

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If you have nothing better to do,
look up how many times he's said that.

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I also say that to people at festivals.
-You say that to everyone.

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That's good. It's important.

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Wow, everyone under 18
has to cover their ears for this one.

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Ha dlc says:
'NELLY SMOKE BASTIANS PIPE'.

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Keep on insisting that we're involved.
Then this will be like a soap.

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You should kiss,
so we can make a thumb.

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No, that would be weird.
-Just kiss and get it over with.

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It finally happened, people.
Can we now leave it behind us?

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That was polite.
-OMG. Bastiaan and Nellie kissed.

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Oh, my God. You saw it here first.
-Those were all the comments, guys.

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Normally when I look at the comments,
they're generally quite positive.

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Yes, but...
-Drugslab viewers are open-minded.

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Actually, everything was positive,
except for one thing this year.

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People weren't positive about it at all.

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Hello, this is Nellie at the Trip Phone.

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Hi, the Trip Phone has been cancelled.
Okay, bye.

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So, guys, as you heard,
we're cancelling the Trip Phone.

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We've read your comments.
-I have to say one thing.

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I get the negativity,
but it was interesting and fun...

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because we got to talk
with our viewers about drugs.

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And see our viewers
from Columbia and...

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I also learned from the stories
how not to do drugs.

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Next year, I'm going to do
something educational with a drug.

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I can't disclose anything,
but I'm going to investigate...

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why certain things 
often happen with drugs.

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There's also a world around drugs.

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Not just drug use,
but also global issues and addiction.

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We also want to hear your great ideas,
so leave them in the comments.

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We'll look at them and who knows,
we might make it reality for you guys.

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I think it's going to be an amazing year.

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We also have Christmas holidays,
so we're going on holiday.

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That's why there won't be
a new episode next week.

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But we'll be back next year
with a vengeance.

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We're still growing every day,
just like in the beginning.

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We have over 820,000 subs now.
That's really absurd, isn't it?

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We're going to go over a million,
so help us do that...

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so we can share
even more knowledge about drugs.

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Let's have a look at our faces,
because I feel different than you guys.

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I'm enveloped by two warm embraces.
Dear viewers, we wish you...

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A merry Christmas...
-And a very happy New Year.

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If you're going to go out of your mind,
please be careful and watch our videos.

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And only one or two glasses
of water or soda per hour.

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Very well said. Kisses.
-Bye.