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English: A simple equation. Half term + weekend + glorious sunshine + beach resort

= daytrippers + weekenders + weeklong holidaymakers = tailbacks heading out of town on Sunday evening

I had driven back home from London, coming past here at about 6 o'clock this Sunday evening at the end of the half-term holiday. The tailbacks for Ashley Heath roundabout (in SU1304) stretched down the A338 to the outskirts of Bournemouth, here, and for a mile or so back towards town (see 1331305). The situation was the same now, an hour-and-a-bit later.

In fact, the whole eight- or nine-mile line was not often properly stationary, but was travelling at little more than walking pace. Those who are heading all the way to Ashley, which I'm sure was the plan for the majority, will likely have longer than an hour in which to appreciate the newly resurfaced northbound carriageway here.

Of course, being stuck in such a traffic jam is very unfunny. Nevertheless, us locals cannot help a sort of sympathetic chuckle as we drive in the opposite direction, both leaving town in the morning when everyone is coming in, or vice versa in the evening.

Still, they have had a super day on the beach, parking their car in direct sunlight for about £12, giving their newly sunburnt flesh a chance to experience very hot upholstery before embarking on a wearisome journey home.